SKITTLES
ORIGINAL NUM
Original Fruity Skittles
Grape, Lemon, Green Apple, Strawberry and Orange
Prepare for gum rape.
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Tropical Skittles
Tropical Skittles
Banana Berry, Kiwi Lime, Mango Tangelo, Pineapple Passion and Strawberry Starfruit
Like a Fijian holiday for your mouth.
Smoothie Mix Skittles
Lemon Berry, Mixed Berry, Orange Mango, Peach Pear and Strawberry Banana
Carnival Skittles
Bubble Gum, Candy Apple, Cotton Candy, Red Liquorice and Green Slushy
Bubble Gum, Candy Apple, Cotton Candy, Red Liquorice and Green Slushy
All the fun of a carnival, without the scary clowns or sleezey carnies.
Skittles Unlimited
Bubble Gum, Fairy Floss, Jam Doughnut, Popcorn and Toffee Apple
These are the flavours people are willing to murder for.
NOT SO MUCH
Chocolate Mix Skittles
Chocolate Mix Skittles
Chocolate Caramel, Brownie Batter, Chocolate Pudding, S’mores and Vanilla
I thought there would never be a time in my life when I wouldn’t want to eat chocolate. Skittles proved me wrong.
Double Sour Skittles
Green Apple, Lemon, Blue Raspberry, Strawberry and Watermelon
Once you’ve finished cutting your gums to fuck, you can then burn the hell out of them with intense citric acid.
Liquorice Skittles
Black Liquorice, Liquorice Aniseed, Liquorice Mint, Liquorice Spice and Liquorice Vanilla
I refuse to believe anyone in this world likes liquorice flavour, let alone in Skittles form.
The blues ones can be a real bitch.
ADULTS ONLY
Skittles Vodka
Skittles Vodka
I wonder if it tastes like a rainbow on the way out as well....?
M&Ms
ORIGINAL NUM
Milk Chocolate M&M’s
ORIGINAL NUM
Milk Chocolate M&M’s
Milk chocolate in a coloured candy shell
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Crispy M&M’s
Crispy M&M’s
Milk chocolate with a biscuit centre
For those times when your arse just isn’t spreading quick enough.
Probably not much fun for those of you with allergies.
Peanut M&M’s
Milk chocolate with a peanut centre
Probably not much fun for those of you with allergies.
NOT SO MUCH
Strawberry Peanut Butter M&M’s
Strawberry Peanut Butter M&M’s
Milk chocolate, peanut butter and strawberry combined into a sinful mess
There really is no excuse for this one, even if it is promoting Transformer II.
Coconut M&M’s
Milk chocolate mixed with a coconut flavour
Bountys are one of the worst chocolate bars I’ve ever eaten, so I can only imagine how bad these things taste.
Razzberry M&M’s
Milk chocolate mixed with a raspberry flavour
I wonder why these were a limited edition only….?
Voted third most likely beverage to fuck your shit up (after paint stripper and toilet cleaner).
ADULTS ONLY
M&M Shooter
M&M Shooter
COCA COLA
ORIGINAL NUM
Coca Cola Classic
The one we all know and love
Voted third most likely beverage to fuck your shit up (after paint stripper and toilet cleaner).
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Coca Cola Light Lemon
Coca Cola Light Lemon
Classic Coke with a hint of lemon
Now with double the acid wear!
Cherry Coke
Classic Coke with a hint of cherry
Expected to taste like Dr Pepper’s even dirtier, fouler-tasting cousin but was actually very delish.
NOT SO MUCH
Coca Cola With Lime
Classic Coke with a hint of lime
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